Both Patrice and I figured that we should explain the story behind the nickname Poop Chin. But instead of telling the story in words, why not show a VH1-worthy "Behind the Poop". Allow me to dramatically set the scene before you watch the video:
Imagine Patrice attempting to do The Worm (which, considering her thuggish-ruggish nature of hip-hop and dance, shouldn't be too difficult).
But for entertainment's sake, she decides to begin by introducing this Worm with a crowd-pleasing handstand.
Well, you can see where this is going. Perhaps in not so formal an introduction: face meet carpet. Carpet, face.
Friction.
Rug burn.
Here's the best re-creation we could find. (Our search was, to say the least, extensive.)
Only in our story, it was Patrice not midgets.
But oddly enough, she was wearing a blue singlet.
When the smoke cleared, and the wrestlers went back to the Shire, our dear Patrice was left with a sizeable scab on her chin. Well when Todd saw it, he figured instead of the obvious answer (an altered break dance move gone wrong), that Patrice had gone litter-box bobbing for bum-apples. When he pointed and laughed, crying "It looks like you have poop on your chin!", the name just stuck.
A star was born.
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